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Oct 31 '13
Omega.

Omega.

Oct 28 '13
Hidin’ ‘em all.

Hidin’ ‘em all.

Oct 26 '13
Eat the puff. You can do it.

Eat the puff. You can do it.

Jan 4 '13
Pizza Cat stickers are up for sale on my store!http://selfhighfive.bigcartel.com/product/pizza-cat-stickers

Pizza Cat stickers are up for sale on my store!

http://selfhighfive.bigcartel.com/product/pizza-cat-stickers

Nov 6 '12
R-TYPEA marvel of bioengineering, R-Type was developed amidst the cosmos by the highest tier of Mormon tech priests. R-Type’s primary mission is to eliminate birth control and abortion, ensuring the reproduction of his tentacled Romnean biodrones. R-Type’s secondary mission is to dull the fertile minds of youth, ensuring the slavery of future generations.WARNING: Approach with caution. R-Type’s Thetan count is in the quintuple digits!

R-TYPE
A marvel of bioengineering, R-Type was developed amidst the cosmos by the highest tier of Mormon tech priests. R-Type’s primary mission is to eliminate birth control and abortion, ensuring the reproduction of his tentacled Romnean biodrones. R-Type’s secondary mission is to dull the fertile minds of youth, ensuring the slavery of future generations.
WARNING: Approach with caution. R-Type’s Thetan count is in the quintuple digits!


Oct 28 '12
Gifs are my new favorite hobby. I still have a ton to do to this, but I like the way that it’s shaping up.

Gifs are my new favorite hobby. I still have a ton to do to this, but I like the way that it’s shaping up.

Oct 27 '12
Pizza Cat Sticker v2.000
-The toppings look kind of crappy, so I’ll probably change them eventually.

Pizza Cat Sticker v2.000

-The toppings look kind of crappy, so I’ll probably change them eventually.

Sep 30 '12
RITE OF THE STARSWARM SOVEREIGNLegion’s descent from Heaven / Marked by scaly showers from beaten wing and the sound of crashing chitin / Inexorable droves topple the monuments of tradition / The Mind once whole, now splintered / The Body once daunting, now cowers / That which was Verdant now languishes

RITE OF THE STARSWARM SOVEREIGN
Legion’s descent from Heaven / Marked by scaly showers from beaten wing and the sound of crashing chitin / Inexorable droves topple the monuments of tradition / The Mind once whole, now splintered / The Body once daunting, now cowers / That which was Verdant now languishes

Sep 30 '12

So, I’m back and not dead, I promise. Sorry for being so lame and not posting in so long, but I’ve been pretty busy. I moved this summer and I started going back to college, so I haven’t had a ton of down time. But things are starting to normalize again, so I’ll be working on Pokedex of the Gods, and getting back into doing illustration and design work.
I’m pretty excited to show off this new piece, even though I haven’t got around to coloring it. It’s the first finished pokemon-type-deity and it’s chock full of references. The Starswarm Sovereign is the bug type deity, and I made sure to include every Gen1 bug type pokemon.
The Starswarm are kind of your run of the mill hive mind, alien insect plague. Most of the natives of Urth view the arrival of the Starswarm as a terrible omen. They are seen as Destroyers from the Sky and Bringers of Famine. However, they are worshiped by newly formed cults of the meek and oppressed, who view them as Great Equalizers. Because the mere presence of a Starswarm bug is enough to leave an individual handicapped- sharp minded scholars and priests are left in a stupor, and the muscles of thugs and bullies become feeble.
Rather than being delivered to Urth by a Visitor like the other types, the collective mind of the Starswarm chooses a champion upon arrival. The whole process is pretty unpleasant, because in this case the nature deity isn’t willing to be their host, and Starswarm bugs crawl up inside of him and wear him around like a suit. The illustration shows the sort-of-half-in-control Starswarm Sovereign fighting to regain his wits while the bugs use his body to spawn more members. The other Starswarm bugs are swarming around, destroying the remnants of the nature deity’s temple, killing his followers, that sort of stuff, y’know? And finally, at the bottom lies another lesser nature deity/spirit/whatever that fell victim to Ol’ Swarmy.

ps. I promise I’ll get around to answering all the messages I neglected.

Apr 16 '12
Book version of the necromancer!

Book version of the necromancer!